WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
Most of today’s work period was spent organizing files and combining all my pages of notes into one, easily accessible location.
Meager word count so far: 297 but hopefully more to come this evening.
I am laughing so hard right now.
Game of Thrones re-imagined as Arrested Development.
I don’t know about Littlefinger as Buster but otherewise haha
(Photo: NBC News)
Punxsutawney Phil is innocent beyond a shadow of a doubt.
That is the legal opinion of an Ohio prosecutor who on Tuesday abandoned his plan to seek the death penalty against the furry forecaster for blowing it by calling for an early spring.
How is this not an Onion article?
As soon as we figure out how to run 10,000 volts of electricity through guinea pigs without killing them, Pokemon will be real.